If Bricks Could Speak

"Get away from me, you're squishing me"

"Wait put me up higher! I can't see anything!"

"Can everyone get off of me?? I can't breathe!" 

"Help! I'm about to fall!" 

"Where are you taking me? I've never been here before!" 

"Hey, you're cute! And so are you! And you! You guys all look the same!" 

"What is this stuff you're putting on me? It feels gross"

"Hmm... Why is that guy across the street breaking that window?" 

"I wish I was part of that cool painted wall!"

"Hey stop, I think that's illegal. Stop spraying that on me! GRAFFITI IS NOT ALLOWED!" 

"Hey excuse me, I have an itch on my back that I can't reach. Oh, you can't reach it either? Can anyone?" 

"Glad I can help support your house" 

"Why is that dog peeing on me??"

"Hmm well this got boring after ten minutes..."

"Thanks for always coming up in the morning sun!"