Don't know how hats can fit in the same category as drugs and weapons but I guess that's how it is when you go to court
And there I was with a druggie on my left, a thief on my right, and a man behind me accused for domestic violence
Don't know how I ended up in the same room as these people but I guess that's how it is when you go to court
I've never said "yes sir" and "no sir" more in my life
And never once had I called anyone "your honor" until then
I should've gotten Gov and Cit credit for sitting in that courtroom
I think I learned more about government and citizenship in there than I have in any classroom
and I'm still curious about the girl sitting in the back of the courtroom
I left before I could hear her story
Was she just a kid like me?
Did she notice the "No hats" sign when she walked in?
Great take on the hat posts.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite line, easily:
"I should've gotten Gov and Cit credit for sitting in that courtroom"
This is awesome! I especially love the ending, how it ties in, how it follows your stream of consciousness.... great stuff!!!
ReplyDeleteFunniest post I've seen yet, along with things to think about
ReplyDeleteI love how you started this out. Hats and drugs and weapons. Mmmmm so good.
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